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Vaguely in shape dad sets unrealistic beauty standard for men

A FATHER with only a slight paunch and moderately receding grey hair is setting unrealistic beauty standards for men, it has emerged.

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A selfie, a friendship bracelet, no new invasions until 2029: The tough concessions Trump is demanding from Putin

TRUMP may have offered Putin everything he wants before peace talks have started, but he does have non-negotiable demands of his own:

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