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Wanking never loses its sparkle, 98-year-old confirms

A KINDLY old man has reassured younger people that the thrill of masturbation never fades.

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Jagged Little Pill, and other breakup albums that make you wish they'd lived happily ever after

MANY great songs are born out of heartbreak. But it’s a shame certain artists didn’t find lasting love and not have to inflict these albums on the world.

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