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Wanking still free

THE only form of entertainment the UK can still afford to indulge in is wanking, masturbators have confirmed.

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Newborn crying because he's got such terrible parents

A NEWBORN baby boy is bawling at the top of his lungs because he has been birthed to awful parents, it has emerged.

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