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Warhammer shop cancels beauty pageant

A POPULAR high street wargaming store has announced that the beauty pageant it was due to hold today has been cancelled. 

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We ask you: do you give a bugger whether it's a white Christmas or not?

FORECASTERS believe there is a greater than 50 per cent chance of a white Christmas this year, but do you even give a shit? 

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