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Watch politicians lying right to your f**king face, and the other worst ways to begin a Sunday

SUNDAY mornings are the one time of the week you’re allowed to be lazy. Ruin this oasis of free time by following this dreary itinerary.

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Five foot one woman selfishly going out with six foot three man

A WOMAN who is 5ft 1in is insensitively going out with a man who is an enviable 6ft 3ins.

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