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We never said we liked beards, say women

WOMEN have pointed out that they never claimed to like beards and do not understand why every man now has one.  

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Election could be decided by 30,000 d*ckheads

THE election could be decided by no more than 30,000 total ars*holes, pollsters believe. 

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