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Wearing a baby carrier and saying 'We're pregnant': Five traits of wanky modern dads

MEN used to be in the pub when their kids were born, greet them with a firm handshake, then ignore them until they could kick a football. But modern dads are different. Like this.

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Five celebrities of no interest whatsoever who you know everything about

FEW celebrities are all that interesting, but some you really don’t give a shit about. That doesn’t stop every detail of them entering your brain via osmosis. Such as these.

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