Wearing a mask on a cross-country journey: A fiendish interactive game

1. You nip into Sainsbury’s for a sandwich before setting off. Do you:

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Britain to continue eating crisps whatever

THE UK has confirmed that even if crisps cost four times as much as they currently cost, they will still eat them because they like crisps. 

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