Wearing a university sweatshirt, and other ways to announce you’re not as smart as you think you are

WANT to brag about your intelligence while showing actual smart people your true idiocy? Try one of these failsafe ways:

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Mum much prefers her imaginary children

A MUM with a vivid imagination has invested so much time in her fantasy offspring that she now prefers them to her real ones.

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