Which bullshit new words are idiots using this week?

DO you feel there are not enough idiotic articles about the new words everyone is using? Well, here’s another one: 

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Dads hold candlelight vigil for Maplin

BRITAIN’S fathers are in mourning for Maplin, the electronics retailer where they kept their dreams of drones and integrated USB sockets alive. 

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