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Why dogs should be allowed to sleep in your bed, by your dog

CHICKEN? Chicken for me? No chicken at all? Shame. Anyway, big beds are for dogs and humans, speaking as a dog. Let me in because: 

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They might be vampires: Why we must keep out Ukrainian refugees, by a bigot

WE should be doing all we can to help Ukrainians fleeing the war, right? Wrong. Roy Hobbs explains why letting them into the UK is a risk we can’t take: 

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