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Why I keep a £20,000 shag fund hidden from my wife – and so should every man

By Tom Logan, a 38-year-old chartered surveyor

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Your phone number, and five other things you should never give to Donald Trump

BEING presented with the Nobel Peace Prize will only stroke Donald Trump’s monstrous ego. Here are five other things you should never give him.

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