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Woman congratulates herself for thinking about donating blood

A WOMAN has praised herself after considering the possibility of donating blood.

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Royal baby born on St George's Day to be England's saviour, if it's a boy

THE new Royal baby born on St George’s Day will be possessed with the spirit of King Arthur and is fated to save England, unless it turns out to be a girl. 

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