Woman doing expensive things she hates to justify living in London

A LONDONER has spent the weekend engaged in high-cost activities she dislikes because otherwise she might as well live in Leicester. 

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The five types of loser still wishing you happy birthday on Facebook

MOST people only use Facebook to show off photos of their new house keys and engagement rings. But these five losers still insist on writing ‘happy birthday’ on your wall.

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