Woman following rigorous vaping routine

A WOMAN is getting through lockdown by following a rigorous and exhausting daily vaping routine. 

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Woman to dump man who snaps spaghetti in half before cooking it

A WOMAN who watched her boyfriend snap spaghetti in half before putting it in the pan is wondering how else he will turn out to be a monstrous philistine.

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