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Woman loves animals in all their cartoon forms

A WOMAN has admitted she adores everything about the natural world once sanitised on screen. 

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Married man leaps into affair without hint of guilt

A MAN has embarked upon an extramarital liaison with no more hesitation than a Labrador catching a sausage, friends have reported. 

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