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Woman obtains superinjunction against photos of her with a fringe

A WOMAN has obtained a court-ordered superinjunction to prevent the publication of any photos that show her with a fringe.

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'Smirk like nobody's watching': inspirational quotes from Priti Patel

TOUGH day making the hostile environment positively belligerent? Sick of leftie lawyers getting you down? These are the life mottos that I, home secretary Priti Patel, swear by.

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