Woman only dresses up for herself and the Aztec god Huitzilopochtli

9th February 2024

A WOMAN only puts effort into her appearance for herself and the chief deity of the Aztecs Huitzilopochtli, she has confirmed.

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Kid A, and other records that risk turning you into a wanker

8th February 2024

MUSIC snobs love to prove their superiority with their ‘challenging’ choices. But be warned – coming into contact with these albums may make you one of them.