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Woman who asked for 'civilised' hen do realises she's made a terrible mistake

A WOMAN who told friends organising her hen do that she did not want anything involving penis straws, sashes or getting absolutely shitfaced is regretting her actions.

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Man worried he has never had a fight

A MAN is worried he will probably die without ever having had a proper fist fight. 

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