Woman who hates kids pretending she won't have any for environmental reasons

A 29-YEAR-OLD woman who loathes children insists she is not going to have any purely to protect the environment.

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Married couple on date night not sure if they're supposed to kiss

A MARRIED couple who decided to spice things up with a ‘date night’ are unsure whether or not they should kiss.

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