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Woman who won't put fast food in her mouth will put bleach on her bumhole

A WOMAN will not put McDonald’s food in her mouth but will put actual bleach on her anus, she has confirmed.

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Johnson and Rees-Mogg hold secret meeting in treehouse where girls aren't allowed

BORIS Johnson and Jacob Rees-Mogg have held super-secret talks in a proper tree house where girls are not allowed, especially Theresa May and Amber Rudd.

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