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Woman whose house is already full of fairy lights struggling to add more

A WOMAN who has already draped every available surface in her house with fairy lights is struggling to add more for Christmas. 

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Radio 1 and a whiff of fag smoke: five signs builders are nearby

THERE’S increased activity near your home, and you suspect that it may be an infestation of builders. These are the signs: 

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