Woman's face collapses under the weight of her false eyelashes

A WOMAN’S face has suffered irreparable structural damage due to the insupportable weight of her false eyelashes.

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Marlboro to launch biodegradable, combustible alternative to single-use vapes

THE environmental impact of disposable vapes may soon be eliminated by a completely biodegradable alternative launched by Marlboro. 

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