Wordle and other things that make you feel a failure on social media

WORDLE has swept social media, with daily posts of some green and yellow square bollocks. You can’t do it and fail in these ways too: 

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Why Pepper is stealing a f**king living, by Salt

SALT here, king of the condiments, the wonderful white stuff that makes everything better. You know who I resent? My workshy colleague, pepper. 

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