'You can have it all' confirms man who squeezed in two wanks before work

MEN can ‘have it all’ according to a 38-year-old who managed to masturbate twice before work.

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How to dress for your Gammon body shape

BEING a Gammon is tough enough with traitors trying to reverse Brexit, but many Gammons also are not completely satisfied with their body shape.

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