You did a full 360 on the swings, and other playground lies you told

WERE you desperately trying to impress your peers as an idiot child? Here’s some of the implausible shit you claimed to have done in the playground. 

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Six great things to do while you're waiting 15 hours for an ambulance

By the Department of Health

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