You didn't say you didn't want me walking around nude so it's poor communication on your part, by your housemate

By Tom Logan, aged 28 and hanging free

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Woman invents cat for Zoom calls

A WOMAN has made up a feline scapegoat to blame for any personal noises or interruptions when in meetings with co-workers.

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