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Your landlord, and other calls that are a real dilemma to pick up mid-wank

YOU don’t want to answer the phone during your sexual ‘me time’, but it could be important. Here’s what you need to consider, depending on who it is.

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Man asks woman's cat for permission to marry

A MAN has wisely asked his girlfriend’s cat for permission to marry her.

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