Adverts make annual switch from 'stuff your face' to 'you fat bastard'

THE nation’s advertisers have performed their customary about-turn from encouraging over-consumption of all kinds to calling you a fat twat. 

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Work wanker was ready to circle back on pre-Christmas request moment clock struck midnight

YOUR annoying colleague has already chased up on that task they assigned to you just before Christmas, it has emerged. 

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