As a 55-year-old newspaper columnist, nobody understands why young people are angry better than I do

THE young are furious. And, as a middle-aged newspaper columnist living in Hampstead, nobody is better placed to empathise than I am. 

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Wanker getting incredible signal on train

AN obnoxiously loud businessman is managing to get a remarkably strong signal connection on a train journey, fellow passengers have confirmed. 

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