Dear Deirdre, I hate the BBC so much I might have f**ked my newspaper

I RAN a story about my pet hate that may or may not be true and now I might lose everything. What should I do?

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Sexy knickers giving sexy lady sexy itchy crotch

A HOT lady has been made extra attractive with some lacy pants that she has to constantly readjust due to them being f**king uncomfortable.

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