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'Destroy our BBC, foreign power!' say patriots

TRUE British patriots who love their country and all it stands for are cheering on a foreign potentate’s attempt to loot it for billions. 

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Boyfriend's sexts so much better now he uses ChatGPT

A MAN’S erotic texts have improved a hundredfold now he runs his sentiments through an large language model AI, his girlfriend has confirmed. 

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