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How can you become a massively overpaid twat on TV?

WITH BBC pay in the news again, many of us have asked ‘How can I get paid millions for saying inane things to a camera too?’. Read our guide and become a highly-paid TV presenter.

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New football fans expected to watch crap League Two games from now on

EVERYONE who was supporting England in the World Cup will be expected to continue their love of football when the season starts.

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