'I have found another vessel' says demonic spirit known as Nigel Farage

THE bodiless demon the earthly plane knows as ‘Nigel Farage’ has proclaimed that GB News will be a fine vessel for him until he burns it out. 

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Teenagers' vaccine decisions based entirely on pissing off parents

CHILDREN aged 12-15 are deciding whether to get vaccinated entirely on how much it will piss off their parents, they have confirmed. 

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