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Man being oppressed by black families in supermarket adverts

A MAN is living in fear of fictional black families in adverts who are abnormally happy about their supermarket purchases.

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Pineapple on pizza, and other furious debates sane people don't give a shit about

BEEN sucked into one of those pointless arguments about something utterly trivial? Maybe you should learn from well-adjusted people with actual lives, who don’t give a shit.

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