Man disappointed to find MILF not British after noticing continental plug sockets

23rd April 2024

A MAN is dismayed after identifying a European MILF mislabelled as British when he noticed the two-pin plug sockets above the kitchen counter she was lying on.

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This week in Mash History: Londoner discovers places other than London, 1699

22nd April 2024

MODERN Londoners understand, in theory, there are cities outside London. Some intrepid explorers even visit them and return with wild tales of affordable housing and pints.