May confident Britain’s rabid, insane press will never turn on her

THE prime minister remains secure in her belief that Britain’s frothing, maniacal tabloids will always be on her side, no matter what. 

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Snap election 'suggests the shit will have really hit the fan by 2020'

THE timing of the snap election proves that the shit will have seriously hit the fan by May 2020, experts have confirmed.

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