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News unrelated to Queen irrelevant and offensive

WORLD events which have nothing to do with the Queen are not to be reported because they are insignificant and impertinent, the British media has confirmed. 

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Stamps at half-mast

POSTAGE stamps with the Queen’s face on them have been lowered to half-mast as a mark of respect.

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