Paul Dacre swinging Quasimodo-like from Big Ben

DAILY Mail editor Paul Dacre has scaled the Elizabeth Tower and is currently dangling from Big Ben, in protest at its silencing due to renovation work. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

UK celebrates record number of shit jobs

THE number of shit jobs in Britain has reached an all-time time high.

Checking article access…