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Please stop calling me 'the Beast of Birkenhead', says Beast of Birkenhead

THE man cleared of being the Beast of Birkenhead has requested that everyone stop referring to him as ‘the Beast of Birkenhead’ from now on. 

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Woman realises personal trainer is her own individual PE teacher

A WOMAN who hired a personal trainer had no idea she was summoning a PE teacher for whom she is the lone fat, lazy bastard in the class. 

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