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Richard Madeley vs Piers Morgan: Who will win the battle of the TV wankers?

FOR years, Piers Morgan was the undisputed biggest wanker on television. However, on Good Morning Britain, there’s a new kid in town: Richard Madeley.

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Juggling knives and other things it's best not to do today

TODAY sees nurses hold the biggest strike in NHS history, meaning you should probably play it safe and avoid these activities.

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