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Rivers of Blood broadcast to contain closing line 'But don't listen to me, I'm mental'

A NEW broadcast of Enoch Powell’s infamous ‘Rivers of Blood’ speech will include his conclusion that everyone should probably ignore him, because he is barking mad.  

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Why alcohol is actually fantastic

A study has found that alcohol can significantly shorten your life, at which point millions of Britons said “Fine with me!”

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