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Six former indie darlings desperate enough to do a Just Eat advert

IF Craig David has had to resort to singing about food delivery, these lesser musicians with no dignity left to lose would probably jump at the chance to do a takeaway ad.

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Five of the best haircuts if you never want to have sex again

EXHAUSTED by all the sex you’re getting? Start living like a monk by asking your barber for these hairstyles.

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