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The BBC's super-patronising guide to 17 per cent inflation

THE government is doing its best with inflation, it really is. The onus is on you little people to use less margarine or whatever. Here is our official BBC patronising inflation advice.

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Straight man convinced he would be a catch if he were gay

A STRAIGHT man is confident that, if he were to have been gay, he would absolutely clean up.

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