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Woman proud that she managed to remain fat through noughties

WATCHING a documentary about America’s Next Top Model and reflecting on the intense pressure to be thin in the 00s, a woman is retrospectively proud of how fat she stayed. 

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How to lie in: A guide for irritating early risers

PERPETUALLY paranoid about ‘wasting the day’ staying in bed? Chill the f**k out by following this guide to enjoying it and not being knackered by 9pm: 

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