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Ministers Propose 'Alf Garnett Day'

A NATIONAL holiday to celebrate the traditional British mistrust of foreigners is being proposed by the government.

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Public Warned Not To Approach Olympic Logo Designer

POLICE have issued an urgent warning to the public not to approach the designer of the London 2012 Olympic logo.

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