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10 great ways to awkwardly initiate sex with your partner

ARE you unsure how to broach the subject of sex with your partner? If you want a shag you’re just going to have to bite the bullet and try these techniques.

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Cheap, disorganised bastards hold inconvenient wedding on a Friday

A PAIR of scrimping bellends are holding their wedding on a Friday, which is cheaper for them but incredibly inconvenient for their guests.

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