19-year-old heterosexual couple referring to each other as 'partners'

A PAIR of 19-year-olds who have barely been together for six months are referring to each other as ‘partners’, it has emerged.

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Smoke alarm still unable to tell the difference between blazing inferno and toast

SCIENTISTS are no closer to developing a smoke alarm capable of discerning between toasting bread and a raging fire, they have admitted.

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