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35-year-old no longer thinks men should be allowed to date younger women

A WOMAN of 35 who once relished being seduced by older men has an entirely different view now she is competing for their affections against 20somethings. 

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Microplastics, and five other middle-class health scares everyone else ignored

THE human body is apparently not as saturated with microplastics as middle-class hysterics claimed and the rest of us ignored. These were also bollocks:

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