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Admit you've always been in love with him: how to keep the spark alive in a 40-year friendship

WORRIED a lifelong friendship might be growing stale? Want to live on the edge, side-by-side, like you used to in youth? These methods will f**k shit up: 

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‘I'm wearing a Union Jack butt plug right now': your Labour MP's patriotism, based on their flags

KEIR Starmer and Yvette Cooper are boasting of how many Union Jacks they own. Obviously patriotism is directly proportional to flag ownership, so how does your Labour MP fare?

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